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Post by Neria "Israel" Levine on Nov 11, 2012 20:11:31 GMT -5
NERIA (ISRAEL) LEVINE
{Man can live about forty days without food, about three days without water, about eight minutes without air, but only for one second without hope.}
{Man can live about forty days without food, about three days without water, about eight minutes without air, but only for one second without hope.}
I Feel Like We're Summoning The Devil
Nickname/Alias: Neri
Gender: Female
Character Type: Country
Country or Country of Origin: State of Israel
Canon or Original: Original
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When I look into all of your stupid faces
I think how fun it will be to pound them into dust
Hair: Brown-black
Height and Weight: 5’3”, 115lbs.
Other Distinguishing Features: She has a peculiar strand of hair from her fringe that seems to be a bit more wavy and sticks out a bit compared to her often straighter head of hair. She is also usually seen wearing a single ribbon.
Overall Appearance: Neria is a small woman with youthful features, reflecting the small size of her land. But it is never a good idea to allow appearances to define the person. Hers is a body that seems ill-suited with how much strength and endurance that she has proven ownership to over the past many centuries. Despite her youthful exterior, Israel feels (and is) ancient. Her gaze, though it appears rather wide-eyed and young, is one that has seen many wars, bloodshed, and worldly hardships. Her body and mind is thickened with scars and knowledge. She tends to dress professionally for the most part. This reflects a bit of her anxiety with being caught off guard. It’s rare for her to relax to the point where she feels like she can be herself without the constant scrutiny of the world or a fresh threat coming her way. She still feels the need to prove herself, having only been recognised as a modern nation since 1948. Once she feels secure enough to do so, she prefers doing things that any other person would enjoy, such as cooking her favourite meals, sleeping in late on the weekends, and actually enjoying her casual wear. Overall, she tends to dress herself like those who belong to the sect of Reformed Judaism—who basically dress themselves as any other modern individual would.
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Man up or I'll beat you with my peace prize!
- Familial-like gatherings for weekend Shabbat dinners
- Food (and lots of it)
- Cooking (she will cook up a storm if allowed)
- Feeling secure (being well armed, basically.)
- Her allies (well, the few valuable ones that she actually has.)
- Cholent (a traditional Jewish stew)
- Archeology (the only real truth revealer, she calls it)
- Technology
- Sometimes enjoys techy forms of entertainment (branches from her high-tech economy)
- Those who are brave enough to stand against the world
- Making her own decisions
- Being left the hell alone
Dislikes:
- Violence (While she's definitely not a stranger to it, she's never liked it. Either way, she sure as hell will fight if her people are involved.)
- Slander (and the individuals who speak it)
- Following stupid orders (like unarming herself for one..)
- Wars and rumours of wars (and yet, she has this uncanny ability to attract them wherever she goes.)
- Her neighbors
- Radicals
- Anti-Semitism
- Nations that want her “wiped off the map” (Naturally.)
- Others who try “wiping her off the map.”
- Cowards (especially in the heat of conflict)
- Those who go back on their word
- People who dislike her for no real reason. (Branches off from Anti-Semitism)
Strengths:
- Has a considerable amount of strength for her small size
- Determined worker
- Confident
- Deals very well with famine and hard times
- Good with her finances (
what nation wouldn’t be, right?) - Won’t take shit if she can help it
Weaknesses:
- Will forgive almost anything done to her (on paper) just for a bit of peace for her people.
- Terrible driver
- Has very little patience. She’ll just go and get the job done.
- Tends to be awful at sports
- Very stubborn
- Unresolved trauma still mentally affects her, especially in her sleep.
- Very rarely ever sees the good in others.
- Mistrustful of just about anyone
Fears:
- Being truly “wiped off the map”, though she will never let anyone know that what that bastard had declared about her future as a nation had bothered her. She had lived through worse and she has survived thus far, but that ideation is still a lingering fear.
- Losing what few strong allies she has left in the world.
- Seeing her people suffering on a massive scale.
Secrets:
- Despite what may or may not be good for her, Neria still holds onto her peoples’ roots in their faith. It’s such a deep, intricate part of her that she never could completely let go. However, like a number of her modern people, she does not regularly practice the faith, but it still holds a special place in her heart as it does with the majority of her people.
- She believes that she will eventually lose all of her allies with time, even the ones that continue to swear undying loyalty to her.
- Dreams that one day, she may be gone as quickly as she was reinstated and tries to live her days as if they may be her last as an established nation.
Any Quirks/Habits: She will always, always carry a gun with her no matter the occasion (thanks to the Yom Kippur War that has kept her even more on her toes). Or at least something that can be used in an effective manner to defend herself. (Like hell she’s going to rely on someone else to do it for her.)
Overall Personality: First and foremost, modern day Neria is at heart, a Mediterranean. Most of the stereotypical descriptors that would apply to Mediterranean culture would also apply to her people and thus—her. She tends to be outgoing, can be a bit frank with her thoughts whenever asked about them, and can be extremely opinionated. It would be a bit difficult to have lived for so long and not have such a firm, established opinion of the world and the people living in it. On the flip side, Neria can be pleasant (given the chance), approachable, and friendly with any foreigner that is willing to offer their hand in friendship (she’s never had very many of those, so she isn’t holding her breath for it to happen.) Too often, backs have been turned and voices that offered fickle promises and should have risen to her defense didn’t in the end. Israel learned a long while back that the only person that she can really depend on is herself. And so, she has been living for centuries, never expecting free handouts from others, but accepting them with a grateful heart if they are offered.
Israel also does not take shit if she can help it. However, shit seems to come her way quite often regardless of the time period… and it is shit that she must continuously confront whenever it hits her borders. She is a no-nonsense individual and will do whatever she has to do in order to protect her people, even if it means going against a certain nation’s boss’ orders to not defend herself for the sake of putting on a peaceful front to her often violent neighbors. If rockets are being launched at her, then she sure as hell is not going to sit there, passively allowing them to burn her skin. She’s going to take action and dismantle the frigging things, even if she gets yelled at for it later. Her one and true desire is to simply be left alone.
This nation has endured more than any nation should, even an ancient one. Israel has undergone filthy slander for countless generations. Neria has heard it all and no insult would shock her—or even faze her for that matter. On top of that, she has also been on the receiving end of stereotypes normally attributed to her people, such as being a group of manipulators, cheaters, money worshipers, while also being described as greedy, cheap, and racist, among many others. Even the worship book of her people’s faith refers to her as “the ‘Great Whore’ who loves a whore’s earnings on every threshing floor.”
Even if someone chooses to throw verbal shit in her face, she’s tough as nails and will endure it, if only to prevent further conflict by allowing her temper to rule her actions. (It really is funny how every little reaction is watched and judged by the rest of the world while being constantly prodded.) Despite all of this, Neria really is just a nation looking for peace and is having little luck in finding it.
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I'm the hero!
[li]17th Century BCE: The Patriarchs of the Israelites, Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob bring the belief of monotheism. Famine forces the Israelites to migrate to Egypt.
[Documents unearthed in Mesopotamia, dating back to 2000-1500 BCE, corroborate aspects of their nomadic way of life.]
[/li][li]13th Century BCE: After their ordeal in Egypt, the Israelites wandered the Sinai desert for 40 years where they were forged into a nation and received the Torah (Pentateuch), giving form and content to their monotheistic faith.
[/li][li]13th-12th Centuries BCE: During the next two centuries, the Israelites conquered most of the Land of Israel and relinquished their nomadic ways to become farmers and craftsmen; a degree of economic and social consolidation followed. Periods of relative peace alternated with times of war during which the people rallied behind leaders known as “judges,” chosen for their political and military skills as well as their leadership qualities.
[/li][li]C. 1020 BCE: Jewish Monarchy established.
The first king, Saul (c. 1020 BCE), bridged the period between loose tribal organization and the setting up of a full monarchy under his successor, David. King David (c. 1004-965 BC) established Israel as a major power in the region by successful military expeditions, including the final defeat of the Philistines, as well as by constructing a network of friendly alliances with nearby kingdoms. David was succeeded by his son Solomon (c.965-930 BCE) who further strengthened the kingdom. Crowning his achievements was the building of the Temple in Jerusalem, which became the center of the Jewish people’s national and religious life.
[/li][li]C. 1000 BCE: Jerusalem made capital of David’s Kingdom.
[/li][li]C. 960 BCE: First Temple, the national and spiritual center of the Jewish people, built.
[/li][li]C. 930 BCE: Kingdom divided into Judah and Israel.
After Solomon's death (930 BCE), open insurrection led to the breaking away of the ten northern tribes and division of the country into a northern kingdom, Israel, and a southern kingdom, Judah, on the territory of the tribes of Judah and Benjamin.
The Kingdom of Israel, with its capital Samaria, lasted more than 200 years under 19 kings, while the Kingdom of Judah was ruled from Jerusalem for 350 years by an equal number of kings of the lineage of David. The expansion of the Assyrian and Babylonian empires brought first Israel and later Judah under foreign control.
[/li][li] 722-720 BCE: Israel crushed by Assyrians. 10 tribes exiled (Ten Lost Tribes.)
[/li][li] 586 BCE: Judah conquered by Babylonia; Jerusalem and First Temple destroyed; most Jews exiled to Babylonia.
The Babylonian conquest brought an end to the First Jewish Commonwealth (First Temple period) but did not sever the Jewish people's connection to the Land of Israel. The exile to Babylonia, which followed the destruction of the First Temple (586 BCE), marked the beginning of the Jewish Diaspora. There, Judaism began to develop a religious framework and way of life outside the Land, ultimately ensuring the people's national survival and spiritual identity and imbuing it with sufficient vitality to safeguard its future as a nation.
536-142 BCE: PERSIAN AND HELLENISTIC PERIOD
[/li][li]538-515 BCE: Many Jews return from Babylonia; Temple rebuilt.
Following a decree by the Persian King Cyrus, conqueror of the Babylonian empire (538 BCE), some 50,000 Jews set out on the First Return to the Land of Israel, led by Zerubabel, a descendant of the House of David. Less than a century later, the Second Return was led by Ezra the Scribe.
The repatriation of the Jews under Ezra's inspired leadership, construction of the Second Temple on the site of the First Temple, refortification of Jerusalem's walls and establishment of the Knesset Hagedolah (Great Assembly) as the supreme religious and judicial body of the Jewish people marked the beginning of the Second Jewish Commonwealth (Second Temple period).
[/li][li]332 BCE: Land conquered by Alexander the Great; Hellenistic rule. As part of the ancient world conquered by Alexander the Great of Greece, the Land remained a Jewish theocracy under Syrian-based Seleucid rulers.
[/li][li]166-160 BCE: Maccabean (Hasmonean) revolt against restrictions on practice of Judaism and desecration of the Temple .
When the Jews were prohibited from practicing Judaism and their Temple was desecrated as part of an effort to impose Greek-oriented culture and customs on the entire population, the Jews rose in revolt (166 BCE). First led by Mattathias of the priestly Hasmonean family and then by his son Judah the Maccabee, the Jews subsequently entered Jerusalem and purified the Temple (164 BCE).
[/li][li]142-129 BCE: Jewish autonomy under Hasmoneans.
Following further Hasmonean victories (147 BCE), the Seleucids restored autonomy to Judea, as the Land of Israel was now called, and, with the collapse of the Seleucid kingdom (129 BCE), Jewish independence was again achieved.
[/li][li]129BCE-63: Jewish independence under Hasmonean monarchy.
Under the Hasmonean dynasty, which lasted about 80 years, the kingdom regained boundaries not far short of Solomon's realm, political consolidation under Jewish rule was attained and Jewish life flourished.
[/li][li]63: Jerusalem captured by Roman general, Pompey.
63 BCE-313 CE: ROMAN RULE
[/li][li]37 BCE-4 CE: Herod, Roman vassal king, rules the Land of Israel; Temple in Jerusalem refurbished.
[/li][li]20-23: Ministry of Jesus of Nazareth.
[/li][li]66: Jewish revolt against the Romans.
[/li][li]70: Destruction of Jerusalem and Second Temple.
[/li][li]132-135: Bar Kokhba uprising against Rome.
[/li][li]210: Codification of Jewish oral law (Mishnah) completed.
313-636: BYZANTINE RULE
By the end of the 4th century, following Emperor Constantine's adoption of Christianity (313) and the founding of the Byzantine Empire, the Land of Israel had become a predominantly Christian country. Churches were built on Christian holy sites in Jerusalem, Bethlehem and Galilee, and monasteries were established in many parts of the country. The Jews were deprived of their former relative autonomy, as well as of their right to hold public positions, and were forbidden to enter Jerusalem except on one day of the year (Tisha b'Av - ninth of Av) to mourn the destruction of the Temple.
[/li][li]614: Persian Invasion.
The Persian invasion of 614 was welcomed and aided by the Jews, who were inspired by messianic hopes of deliverance. In gratitude for their help, they were granted the administration of Jerusalem, an interlude which lasted about three years. Subsequently, the Byzantine army regained the city (629) and again expelled its Jewish population.
636-1099: ARAB RULE
The Arab conquest of the Land came four years after the death of Muhammad (632) and lasted more than four centuries, with caliphs ruling first from Damascus, then from Baghdad and Egypt. At the outset of Islamic rule, Jewish settlement in Jerusalem was resumed, and the Jewish community was granted permission to live under "protection," the customary status of non-Muslims under Islamic rule, which safeguarded their lives, property and freedom of worship in return for payment of special poll and land taxes.
However, the subsequent introduction of restrictions against non-Muslims (717) affected the Jews' public conduct as well as their religious observances and legal status. The imposition of heavy taxes on agricultural land compelled many to move from rural areas to towns, where their circumstances hardly improved, while increasing social and economic discrimination forced many Jews to leave the country. By the end of the 11th century, the Jewish community in the Land had diminished considerably and had lost some of its organizational and religious cohesiveness.
[/li][li]691: On site of the First and Second Temples in Jerusalem, Dome of the Rock was built by Caliph Abd el-Malik.
1099-1291: CRUSADER DOMINATION
For the next 200 years, the country was dominated by the Crusaders, who, following an appeal by Pope Urban II, came from Europe to recover the Holy Land from the infidels. In July 1099, after a five-week siege, the knights of the First Crusade and their rabble army captured Jerusalem, massacring most of the city's non-Christian inhabitants. Barricaded in their synagogues, the Jews defended their quarter, only to be burnt to death or sold into slavery. During the next few decades, the Crusaders extended their power over the rest of the country, through treaties and agreements, but mostly by bloody military victories. The Latin Kingdom of the Crusaders was that of a conquering minority confined mainly to fortified cities and castles.
When the Crusaders opened up transportation routes from Europe, pilgrimages to the Holy Land became popular and, at the same time, increasing numbers of Jews sought to return to their homeland. Documents of the period indicate that 300 rabbis from France and England arrived in a group, with some settling in Acro (Akko), others in Jerusalem.
After the overthrow of the Crusaders by a Muslim army under Saladin (1187), the Jews were again accorded a certain measure of freedom, including the right to live in Jerusalem. Although the Crusaders regained a foothold in the country after Saladin's death (1193), their presence was limited to a network of fortified castles. Crusader authority in the Land ended after a final defeat (1291) by the Mamluks, a Muslim military class which had come to power in Egypt.
1291-1516: MAMLUK RULE
The Land under the Mamluks became a backwater province ruled from Damascus. Akko, Jaffa (Yafo) and other ports were destroyed for fear of new crusades, and maritime as well as overland commerce was interrupted. By the end of the Middle Ages, the country's urban centers were virtually in ruins, most of Jerusalem was abandoned and the small Jewish community was poverty-stricken. The period of Mamluk decline was darkened by political and economic upheavals, plagues, locust invasions and devastating earthquakes.
1517-1917: OTTOMAN RULE
Following the Ottoman conquest in 1517, the Land was divided into four districts and attached administratively to the province of Damascus and ruled from Istanbul.
[/li][li]1564: Code of Jewish law (Shulhan Arukh) published.
Orderly government, until the death (1566) of Sultan Suleiman the Magnificent, brought improvements and stimulated Jewish immigration. Some newcomers settled in Jerusalem, but the majority went to Safad where, by mid-16th century, the Jewish population had risen to about 10,000, and the town had become a thriving textile center as well as the focus of intense intellectual activity. During this period, the study of Kabbalah (Jewish mysticism) flourished, and contemporary clarifications of Jewish law, as codified in the Shulhan Arukh, spread throughout the Diaspora from the study houses in Safad.
[/li][li]1860: First neighborhood, Mishkenot Sha’ananim, built outside Jerusalem’s walls.
[/li][li]1882-1903: First Aliya (large-scale immigration), mainly from Russia.
[/li][li]1897: First Zionist Congress convened by Theodor Herzl in Basel, Switzerland; Zionist Organization founded.
[/li][li]1904-1914: Second Aliya, mainly from Russia and Poland.
[/li][li]1909: First kibbutz, Degania, and first modern all-Jewish city, Tel Aviv, founded.
[/li][li]1917: 400 years of Ottoman rule ended by British conquest. British Foreign Minister Balfour pledges support for establishment of a “Jewish national home in Palestine.”
1918-1948: BRITISH RULE
[/li][li]1919-1923: Third Aliya, mainly from Russia.
[/li][li]1920: Histadrut (Jewish labor federation) and Haganah (Jewish defense organization) founded. Vaad Leumi (National Council) set up by Jewish community (yishuv)to conduct its affairs.
[/li][li]1921: First moshav, Nahalal, founded.
[/li][li]1922: Britain granted Mandate for Palestine (Land of Israel) by League of Nations.
Transjordan set up on three-fourths of the area, leaving one-fourth for the Jewish national home.
[/li][li]Jewish Agency representing Jewish community vis-à-vis Mandate authorities set up.
[/li][li]1924: Technion, first institute of technology, founded in Haifa.
[/li][li]1924-1932: Fourth Aliya, mainly from Poland.
[/li][li]1925: Hebrew University of Jerusalem opened on Mt. Scopus.
[/li][li]1929: Hebron Jews massacred by Arab militants.
[/li][li]1931: Etzel, Jewish underground organization, founded.
[/li][li]1933-1939: Fifth Aliya, mainly from Germany.
[/li][li]1936-1939: Anti-Jewish riots instigated by Arab militants.
[/li][li]1939: Jewish immigration severely limited by British White Paper.
[/li][li]1939-1945: World War II; Holocaust in Europe. Over six million Jews slaughtered; over one million children.
[/li][li]1941: Lehi underground movement formed; Palmach, strike force of Haganah, set up.
[/li][li]1944: Jewish Brigade formed as part of British forces.
[/li][li]1947: UN proposes the establishment of Arab and Jewish states in the Land.
1948: STATE OF ISRAEL
End of British Mandate (14 May)
State of Israel Proclaimed (14 May)
Israel invaded by five Arab states (15 May)
War of Independence (May 1948-July 1949)
Israel Defense Forces (IDF) established.
[/li][li]1949: Armistice agreements signed with Egypt, Jordan, Syria, and Lebanon.
Jerusalem divided under Israeli and Jordanian rule.
First Knesset (parliament) elected.
Israel admitted into the UN as 59th member.
[/li][li]1948-1952: Mass immigration from Europe and Arab countries.
[/li][li]1956: Sinai Campaign
In the course of an eight-day campaign, the IDF captured the Gaza Strip and the entire Sinai Peninsula, halting 10 miles (16 km.) east of the Suez Canal. A United Nations decision to station a UN Emergency Force (UNEF) along the Egypt-Israel border and Egyptian assurances of free navigation in the Gulf of Eilat led Israel to agree to withdraw in stages (November 1956 - March 1957) from the areas taken a few weeks earlier. Consequently, the Straits of Tiran were opened, enabling the development of trade with Asian and East African countries as well as oil imports from the Persian Gulf.
[/li][li]1962: Adolf Eichmann tried and executed in Israel for his part in the Holocaust.
[/li][li]1964: National Water Carrier completed, bringing water from Lake Kinneret in the north to the semi-arid south.
[/li][li]1967: Six-Day War, Jerusalem reunited.
At the end of six days of fighting, previous cease-fire lines were replaced by new ones, with Judea, Samaria, Gaza, the Sinai Peninsula and the Golan Heights under Israel's control. As a result, the northern villages were freed from 19 years of recurrent Syrian shelling; the passage of Israeli and Israel-bound shipping through the Straits of Tiran was ensured; and Jerusalem, which had been divided under Israeli and Jordanian rule since 1949, was reunified under Israel's authority.
[/li][li]1968-1970: Egypt’s War of Attrition against Israel.
[/li][li]1973: Yom Kippur War
Three years of relative calm along the borders were shattered on Yom Kippur (Day of Atonement), the holiest day of the Jewish year, when Egypt and Syria launched a coordinated surprise assault against Israel (6 October 1973), with the Egyptian army crossing the Suez Canal and Syrian troops penetrating the Golan Heights. Two years of difficult negotiations between Israel and Egypt and between Israel and Syria resulted in disengagement agreements, according to which Israel withdrew from parts of the territories captured during the war.
[/li][li]1975: Israel becomes an associate member of the European Common Market.
[/li][li]1977: Likud forms government after Knesset elections, end of 30 years of Labor rule. Visit of Egyptian President Anwar Sadat to Jerusalem.
[/li][li]1978: Camp David Records include framework for comprehensive peace in the Middle East and proposal for Palestinian self-government.
[/li][li]1979: Israel-Egypt Peace Treaty signed. Prime Minister Menachem Begin and President Anwar Sedat awarded Nobel Peace Prize.
[/li][li]1981: Israeli Air Force destroys Iraqi nuclear reactor just before it is to become operative.
[/li][li]1982: Israel’s three-stage withdraw from Sinai completed. Operation Peace for Galilee removes PLO (Palestine Liberation Organization) terrorists from Lebanon.
[/li][li]1984: National unity government (Llikud and Labor) formed after elections.
Operation Moses, immigration of Jews from Ethiopia.
[/li][li]1985: Free Trade Agreement signed with the United States.
[/li][li]1987: Widespread violence (intifada) states in Israeli-administered areas.
[/li][li]1989: Four-point peace initiative proposed by Israel.
Start of mass immigration of Jews from the former Soviet Union.
[/li][li]1991: Israel attacked by Iraqi Scud missiles during Gulf war.
Middle East peace conference convened in Madrid.
Operation Solomon, airlift of Jews from Ethiopia.
[/li][li]1992: Diplomatic relations established with China and India.
New government headed by Yitzhak Rabin of Labor party.
[/li][li]1993: Declaration of Principles on Interim Self-Government.
Declaration of Principles on Interim Self-Government Arrangements for the Palestinians signed by Israel and PLO, as representative of the Palestinian people.
[/li][li]1994: Implementation of Palestinian self-government in Gaza Strip and Jericho area.
Full diplomatic relations with the Holy See.
Morocco and Tunisia interest offices set up.
Israel-Jordan Peace Treaty signed.
Rabin, Peres, Arafat awarded Nobel Peace Prize.
[/li][li]1995: Broadened Palestinian self-government implemented in West Bank and Gaza Strip.
Palestinian Council elected.
Prime Minister Rabin assassinated at peace rally.
Shimon Peres becomes prime minister.
[/li][li]1996: Fundamentalist Arab terrorism against Israel escalates.
Operation Grapes of Wrath, retaliation for Hizbullah terrorists’ attacks on northern Israel.
Trade representation offices set up in Oman and Qatar.
Likud forms government after Knesset elections.
Benjamin Netanyahu becomes prime minister.
Omani trade representation office opened in Tel Aviv.
[/li][li]1997: Hebron Protocal signed by Israel and the PA.
[/li][li]1998: Israel celebrates its 50th anniversary.
Israel and the PLO sign the Wye River Memorandum to facilitate implementation of the Interim Agreement.
[/li][li]2000: Arafat rejects President Clinton’s effort to achieve peace after generous offer from PM Barak. Arafat PA starts intensive terrorism against all Israeli civilians.
[/li][li]2005: Israel evacuates all Jewish communities in Gaza, Palestinian infighting starts; Kassam rockets from Gaza attacks Israel on a regular basis.
[/li][li]2006: Hezbollah war in Lebanon, massive rocket attacks on Israeli citizens in Northern Israel.
[/li][li]2007: Hamas seizes control of Gaza; Hamas and other terrorist groups turn Gaza into a launching pad for attacking Israel with thousands of rockets, missiles, and motars.
[/li][li]2008: Hamas fired hundreds out of those thousands of rockets and motars previously mentioned at Israeli cities and towns for several weeks, prompting Israel to launch a defensive operation.
[/li][li]2009-present: Basically lots and lots and lots of bloody, horrible conflict…
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You've got it backwards! Backwards!
Hurry up and throw it! If you don't hurry up and throw it, you'll go "boom"!
Tis Rye
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I Summon thee from faraway lands, come forth!
You called?
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