Ring Ring! Bananaphone! [Al's Cell]

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jett green

987 - 778 - 6231
“That depends, ya got any Fosters or Premium Blonde? Or Jack Daniels?”

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louis kalm

[phone]
“Oh. Then why did Mackenzie and Mattie make it sound like something secretive. They were all "Ask Uncle Alfred". They could have just said so!”

ludwig beilschmidt

442- 812 - 7632 | Flight of the Valkaryes – Richard Wagner

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[b]442- 812 - 7632[/b] | [i]Flight of the Valkaryes[/i] – Richard Wagner[/size]

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jett green

987 - 778 - 6231
“Close enough, I'll bring you some Premium Blonde, it's an Australian thing, mate! Best lager ever, you'll be ordering it in by the boat load! Be round soon, get your drinking goggles on.”

tino väinämöinen

992-041-7765 | "New Moon" – Swallow the Sun

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[b]992-041-7765[/b] | [i]"New Moon"[/i] – Swallow the Sun[/size]

desna bartholomew

647 [phone] | fifteen feet of pure white snow – nick cave

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[b]647 [phone][/b] | [i]fifteen feet of pure white snow[/i] – nick cave[/size]


leilani o’hau

808 (951) 1473 | hawaiian rollercoaster ride – jump5

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[b]808 (951) 1473[/b] | [i]hawaiian rollercoaster ride[/i] – jump5[/size]


reina clarke

401 (979) 6787 | just the way you are – bruno mars


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[b]401 (979) 6787[/b] | [i]just the way you are[/i] – bruno mars[/size]


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jayden newlyn

(609)743 - 9065
“


You ever find that spider? ”

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louis kalm

[phone]
“That's stupid. If you are excited you shouldn't be excited alone. You are supposed to share exciting things with other people.

Okay? But why would that be funny?”

roroa greenstone

04 (741) 8529 | firework – katy perry

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[b]04 (741) 8529[/b] | [i]firework[/i] – katy perry[/size]


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matthew williams

613 - 989 - 4000
“WHAT THE HELL DID YOU TELL HIM?!

imahityouwithahockeystick”

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mackenzie brûlé

(613) 386 - 9872
“Alfred?

Exactly WHAT did you tell Louis?”

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matthew williams

613 - 989 - 4000
“Maybe I'll just bite you then >| brat. ”

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matthew williams

613 - 989 - 4000
“...but HOW did you answer the question oO; ....honestly it doesn't make a lot of sense... ”

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matthew williams

613 - 989 - 4000
“Google would have been really bad....o.o;

.....you do realize I know you right? What you're going to say is always up in the air. ”

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louis kalm

[phone]
“I told him I tried it and that it was boring alone and would be more fun with more people around. And he said 'youwhatnow' so I explained again that I tried masturbating and I was going to tell Lew about it. I really don't see what the big deal is...being excited isn't that fun when you gotta keep it to yourself! So why keep it a secret!?”