Jan 12, 2012 11:26:49 GMT -5 |
Post by steve on Jan 12, 2012 11:26:49 GMT -5
STEVE (THE) THING
{"You cannot easily set foot into that "mysterious mansion" in your town.
Because if you anger its former occupant,
you will not get away lightly..."}
{"You cannot easily set foot into that "mysterious mansion" in your town.
Because if you anger its former occupant,
you will not get away lightly..."}
I Feel Like We're Summoning The Devil
Nickname/Alias: Steve
Gender: Steve
Character Type: Thing
Country or Country of Origin: Mysterious Town
Canon or Original: canon
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When I look into all of your stupid faces
I think how fun it will be to pound them into dust
Hair: bald
Height and Weight: 8'10'' 5000000 lbs
Other Distinguishing Features: his rather delicate and eloquent massive bug eyes, and his slender swan's neck
Overall Appearance:
Steve is, in a word, beautiful. He is eight feet tall and very large, with sexy bulging muscles. His skin is a beautiful smooth gray color, and his head is large and round. His large bug eyes sit in the middle of his head, and his elegant swans neck is irrisistible.
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Man up or I'll beat you with my peace prize!
- gardening
- a nice book
- having tea
- reading the newspaper
killing peoplehaving a gentle dispute
Dislikes:
- rude people
- swearing
- tequila
- new friends running away
- tacos
Strengths:
- so damn handsome
dat ass - very strong
- excellent conversationalist
Weaknesses:
- a good book
- getting poked in the forehead (so damn rude...)
- making new friends
Fears: he hates spiders and fears Raptor Jesus
Secrets:he can see you.
Any Quirks/Habits: sometimes has this odd habit of killing people, it's so strange...
Overall Personality:
steve can sometimes come off as a bit strong, approaching you and maybe accidentally maiming you before even catching your name. However, you can be assured he is rather the refined gentleman who loves tea and can talk about the weather all day long. Even with him being a large alien type thing, he's a very nice person who only wants a hug. (and to eat you lolz)
He could never hurt a fly (ppffttt) but does get angry easily. HE's very insecure about himself and can appear shy, but also knows when he's not wanted. (LOL) In the end, all he wants if a friend...
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I'm the hero!
- moved in and said "hi"
- got confused when people ran away
- tried to make friends
- friends denied him
- became confused and chased friends
- cried himself to sleep
- became very angry
- chased his friends some more
- warped time
- killed them
- was forever alone
- found new friends.
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You've got it backwards! Backwards!
Hurry up and throw it! If you don't hurry up and throw it, you'll go "boom"!
show us what you can do
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I Summon thee from far away lands, come forth!
You called?
Timezone: there is no time here...
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