The Gilbird Game BI

You see this? *waves Gilbird around in the air*

This is a bird, yus? And it is your job to steal it from me using whatever means possible. This can mean tackling or otherwise distracting me, or you can just come straight at me and snatch it ^.^ The next person will steal eet off the previous person, and so on and so forth.

IC, OOC, whatever. 'S all awesome!

There are only two rules to this game:

1. Teh awesome Gilbird must stay an awesome Gilbird, it cannot be transfigured into anything else, like a fork or Tony. It stays an awesome Gilbird.
2. You must use twenty-four words in your attempt to take the awesome Gilbird. No more, no less.

Why 24? Because I want to.
Like a bawss. BI

Jeez, I wonder how many times I can say 'awesome' in one post....

You see why this can get hard?

Anyhoo... I'll start it off.


*Uncovers him on top of Mount Everest* o.o What the hell's he doing here!? *skiis down the side of the snowy mountain, into deepest darkest Nepal*

*randomly in Napal, steals Gilbird like an awesome thief- Hola. I'll be taking this little precious thing~ -jumps on a plane to Juarez-

*On plane for some reason* Why am I here? *Sees Gilibird, has urge to take it. So she does.* It's cute. Mine now.

You would steal him from me. *takes back* If you want to cry about it, go do it where I won't see you.

*doesn't know why she's on the plane; sees Gilbird; snatches him* I'll return you to Bruder Preußen soon, little one.

GILBIRD! *out of nowhere, flies by with the power of vodka and snatches him* *jumps out of the plane, russians know all about snow!*

*IS WAITING IN THE SNOW OH SNAP* "I'll take that little thing now, thank you~" *plucks it away and runs off to godzirra*

BANTAY, SICK HIM! *Points as her pet dog, Bantay, tackles on Hiroto as she snatches Gilbird* Hahahaha~! You shall become a Balut! *runs off*

As if you were fast enough to get away!-tackles without hurting Gilbird- You suck at life, ahaha! –runs away while throwing stuff everywhere-

-ambushes from behind a thorn bush- Thank you mijita! -snatches bird- It's mine now! -Boards galleon and sets sail-

Asshole! I stole him first fair and square! Damn it. -jumps into plane and starts the engine- Gilbird! -sends hook down and retrieves Gilbird-

That's it! -shoots plane down with cannon, picks up gilbird from the water safely.- you're grounded Chiquita! -sails away.-

Bakya, I choose you!

*throws her wooden slipper (bakya) at Antonio while she jumps and takes Gilbirt*

GET THE HELL AWAY FROM MY FOOD GILBIRD~!!!!

*Falls from the upper troposphere like some kind of missile* Ah'll take tha'! *Snatches Gilbird, steals a kiss, and fires himself out a cannon.*

Grounded? Pfft. I do what I want. -intercepts Ewan and steals Gilbird- Hi there, pretty little bird. How are you? -hides behind armed forces-